Monday, June 13, 2005

You know The Church is in trouble when...

...the opening hymn at Sunday Mass is the theme song from "The Poseidon Adventure" .

That's the original from 1972, not the ill-fated sequel "Beyond The Poseidon Adventure" , and certainly not the upcoming trainwreck (ha!) of a remake starring Richard Dreyfus (oooo! Star power!) and Kurt Russell.

However, if Kurt could be persuaded to reprise the role of Snake Plisskin from "Escape From New York" (But not "Escape From L.A." ), I might be persuaded to watch it.

"Escape From The Bottom Of The Sea", anyone? (Richard Basehart, call your office.)

Hey, kids! There's a Voyage To The Bottom of the Sea drinking game!

(This is what's known as a digression. I get the feeling I am trying to think about anything other than what we are doing to the Holy Mass.)

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