The Feds have finally caught up with Your Humble Servant.

I have been summoned to federal court for jury duty at the end of July.

On the one hand, I would like to sit there for the three day minimum and then go back to work to make up the money I will have lost.

On the other hand, it would be cool to be on a mob trial jury and help put away one of the more evil of my Italian-American cousins.

Of course we're mostly talking about Sicilians here. And Sicilians are Italian like Napoleon was French: Yes, they are, but...