It has been pointed out to me that I mistakenly identified Miss Bicondova's ancestry as Russian when it is obvious she is of Italian descent. I sincerely apologize.
However, I can still claim her as a cousin, albeit on the other side of the family.
Like Danny Glover, I'm getting too old for this stuff.
**** Update 4/1/2016:
I hear Mr. Glover has endorsed Generalissimo Sanders [maker of the world's worst fried chicken] and that saddens me. I don't know why. I assume everyone in Holyweird is a commie, so why am I disappointed in Danny Glover? I may have to think this one through for a while, kiddies.